the worlds greatest blog competition

hello there! i apologise for the lack of updates, i have been stone-cold broke the last 2-3 weeks and thus havent been doing anything of note. My budgeting last month was nothing shy of appalling but this month i am on track for some good times. Soooooo, to celebrate the arrival of Yen in my account, i am offering possibly the worlds greatest competition!!!*

To celebrate the 500th visitor (or 500th time i check my blog to add hits) to this wonderful literary masterpiece, I will offer a sub-standard prize. So, if you are the 500th hit on here, I will send u a prize!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes, there is a choice.
The person lucky enough to have the 500th hit will recieve either:

A) A pair of schoolgirls underwear fresh out of a vending machine in Roppongi
B) A 3 hour video tape of Japanese TV
C) A souvenir of their choice (up to the value of 1000Y)
D) A brand new car!!!**

So there, get clicking! I will be updated more frequently in the near future so it may acutally be semi-worthwhile visiting.

Peace out my gangsters


*this may or may not be true
** as above